Dance Lessons

Dance Lessons

I learned to dance today (me and the girls)

For Land sakes you should have seen us

We all took the bus (the blue one)

after poached eggs and toast

And I swear on my husband’s grave (the one I forgave)

that I wasn’t trying to boast. . .

but on the ride home I just happened to mention,

(not wanting attention, or with any other intention)

I said, the skinny gal who taught us,

well . . . she told me I was the best

Dammit to hell - just like she did all the rest!

I didn’t mean to make a fuss, but I did

I called the one in the pink sweatshirt - a damn liar!

Turns out she was a crier

I learned my lesson well -
never take dance lessons with a bunch of old ladies,

(who act like babies) 

or cuss on the bus
Oh well

ldn