Bag Lady

Bag Lady

Okay, so I’ll take a bag with me on a walk,

plugged in my I-pod,

took off

Lo and behold the trash added up

with styrofoam, beer cans and plastic cups

Well, my OCD got the best of me,

got stuck in a ditch for a Skittle-bag in a tree

Up to my knees in quick sand,

me with the bag in my hand,

landing in nettles, of course

So, what on God's earth could be worse?

Well I’ll tell ya!

My kitchen bag ripped when I tripped

I’m stuck in a ditch. . .

Well a son of a ---

until I spotted – a Hefty!

A Heavy Duty, no less

Thank you, Litter Angel

I picked up the Hefty and left

God's earth is now clean

As for Me?
Need you guess?

I’m a mess

ldn